Jokes

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What is a buckaneer?
expensive corn

How do you get an alien baby to sleep?
you rocked

what kind of shoes do mice wear?
squeakers

what do you get with a fly, a pet, and a car?
a flying car pet :jajaja:

what kind of key doesn't open a lock?
a monkey

why do some people never do bald?
they have a reseeding hairline

what pounds in your ear?
the drum

what bee does well in school?
a spelling bee:lol:

what happened to the wind?
it a blew away

when was meat so high?
when the cow jumped over the moon:lolazo:

why did the pig go into the kitchen?
it felt like bacon

what kind of shorts do clouds wear?
thunderwear!

Why do mother kangaroos hate the rain?
Because the kids have to play inside all day

Why did the man take a hammer to bed?
He wanted to hit the sack

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
He was afraid of the bark!

Why does a pig put on his cut?
Oinkment

What is a labor day?
That’s when mommies have their babies

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Because their horns don’t work

Why did the little mouse run away from home?
Because his father was a rat

Why did the sun go to school?
It wanted to be brighter:torta:

Write more!! guys

Goodbye

 

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:lolazo:
He entendido pokitos...A lo mio cn el ingles le veo poco futuro XDDD

 

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what do you get with a fly, a pet, and a car?
a flying car pet :jajaja:
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what bee does well in school?
a spelling bee:lol:

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when was meat so high?
when the cow jumped over the moon:lolazo:


Why do mother kangaroos hate the rain?
Because the kids have to play inside all day
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Why did the sun go to school?
It wanted to be brighter:torta:

Write more!! guys

Goodbye

:jajaja: :lol::jajaja: :lol:

Thanks caroline,
You and your rare jokes!!! :cuñao:

You rocks baby!!!

 

[INMATE W17S]

Thanks, Scarlet, I understand you wanted to share them with us but remember this is a spanish forum and unfortunatly most of the people don't know english. Or some of them do but won't get the jokes because they are playing with american expressions they don't know, like the cow jump over the moon they don't know it's because of the "Hey diddle didle, the cat and the fiddle" rhymes.
Here I have some jokes for you, at least you will laught:
3 things you will never want to say to a cop:
"What about some donoughts?" :jajaja:
"I smell like bacon around here" :jajaja:

There is one more i can't remember.

 

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Thanks elektrica

I did not know
Your jokes are very good:jajaja:

In my case, though I undrestand the Spanish idiom also is very hard from me understand many expressions