Made In China (Dirty Diana)
You'll never make me pay
Way to cheap for me
I'm not dumb fool
Don't try to rip off me
I've ate here times b/4
But way too hungry to see
Says it's American
I only buy Chinese
They're sayin thats ok
Go 'head and eat asianese
We have the oil that u want
We are the craving u feed
U want something deep fried
Something that won't make u fart
But now there's no turnin back
"I take your order,start."
It's made in China aw
Made in China aw
It's made in China aw
It's from China
Let me eat
I think her name is Tran,
She runs the drive through in town
Every fat kids fan
When they are gainin big pounds
Fried chicken and Coors
For those with less money
Promises beef lo mein
Under a buck thirty
She's ayin "Buch dong ne nay"
Means what the f**k do u want
"I take your order today'
Just tell me want do u what?"
I said what did u say
Your english is very poor
Need u to say it again
Don't want to get out of my car
Chorus 2x
She said we have no more
We ran out can't u see
I have many people at home
They are very hungry
I said my girl is at home
She called our order tonight
And since we called on the phone
Where is my damn free sprite
Ms.Tran walked up to me
And said it's cooking alright
So I ran to the fridge
To get my free sprite
She picked up the phone
And said "I call C-O-P"(Cops)
I said why u do that
I am not black can't u see
Chorus?x
Heat It (Beat It)
They said it’s cold u better heat it in here
Gotta make that E-coli dissapear
The heat is up high and the grease is burning clear so heat it, just heat it
There is no need to use the stove for that spam
But use the microwave to heat your nachos man
Your meat is ground chuck but it’s raw on your hand so heat it
U don’t wanna feel bad so
Chorus
Heat it, heat it
If it’s raw don’t eat it, eat it
If it smells funky, cook it through right
Color does matter, not pink or light
Just heat it, just heat it
Heat it through
There are some germs for the meat in that pan
U just cooked that raw beef don’t fry up your ham
U better sanatize, better wash off that pan
And heat it, just heat it
Eating raw food can cause a big scare
It’ll have your stomach dancin just like Fred Astaire
You’ll throw up and blow up and your stomach will tear
Heat it, heat it
Chorus(to end)
Vanilla Coke (Smooth Criminal)
Aaaow!
As I drank a Coca-Cola
I also had some Cream Soda
I went into the cooler
I got myself a Dr Pepper
I chugged down a couple Sunkists
Then I had a Sierra Mist
So I ran into the kitchen
Got a Coke and some fried chicken
(chorus)
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi,
I don't want a Pepsi!
(chorus 2)
Do you want a Pepsi?
Do you really want a Pepsi?
As you drank Coca-Cola
You also had some Cream Soda, oh yeah
And you got into the cooler
You got out a Dr Pepper
Then you ran into the kitchen
Got a Coke and
A fried chicken
(chorus)
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi,
I don't want a Pepsi!
I've been drinking
I've been drinking
A Vanilla Coke
So I got myself a Pepsi
And an iced tea- it was Nestea
A&W Cream Soda
Mello Yello, Coca-Cola
(chorus)
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi,
I don't want a Pepsi!
(chorus 2)
Do you want a Pepsi?
Do you really want a Pepsi?
As you drank Coca-Cola
You also had some Cream Soda, oh yeah
And you got into the cooler
You got out a Dr Pepper
Then you ran into the kitchen
Got a Coke and
A fried chicken
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I've been drinking
I've been chugging
A Vanilla Coke
(Dramatic speaking tones and sirens)
Okay, I want everybody to clear the refrigerator right now!
Aaow!
Do you want a Pepsi?
I don't know!
Do you really want a Pepsi?
I don't know!
As you drank some Coca-Cola
I don't know!
You also had some Cream Soda, oh yeah
I don't know!
As you got into the cooler
I don't know!
You got out a Dr Pepper
I don't know, already!
Then you ran into the kitchen
I don't know!
Got a Coke and
A fried chicken, baby!
Do you want Pepsi?
Red Fusion- baby!
Do you really want a Pepsi?
Red Fusion- baby!
As you drank some Coca-Cola
Red Fusion- baby!
You also drank some Cream Soda, oh yeah
Hoo! Hoo! Aaow!
And you got into the cooler
Red Fusion!
You got out a Dr Pepper
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Then you ran into the kitchen
Red Fusion!
Got a Coke and
A fried chicken, baby!
Aaowww!!!!!
Miller (Thriller)
It's close to midnight and someone drunk is lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you smell a stench that's almost like your fart
You try to breathe but the stench takes the sound before you make it
You start to see the horrors look you right between the eyes,
You're penalized
'Cause you drank Miller, Miller lite
And no one's gonna save you from the beast that you sight
You know it's Miller, Miller lite
You're looking for your drink inside a cooler, Miller tonight
You see the big lamb and realize there's nowhere left to run
You please the old man and wonder if you'll remember tonight
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin' in your mind
You're not a mime
'Cause you drank Miller, Miller lite
There ain't no second chance when see the thing with forty eyes
You know it's Miller, Miller lite
You're looking for your drink inside a cooler, Miller tonight
Night preachers fall
And the Jed start to talk in their southern way
There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time
(They're open wide)
This is the rest of your life
The cops will get you, there's policemen closing in on every side
They will arrest you unless you change the number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to run to Madagascar
All thru the night I'll save you from the drinkers on the street,
I'll make you see
That this is Miller, Miller lite
'Cause I can scare you more than any ghost would dare to try
Girl, this is Miller, Miller lite
So let me hold you tight and share a jiller, liller, hiller(confused)
Miller here tonight
(into maniacal laugh, in deep echo)
Just Hang Up The Phone (You Are Not Alone)
Another day has gone,
I'm driving all alone.
I look up next to me
and what do I see?
It almost made me cry,
this really stupid guy
was talking on his cell,
I was sure I was in Hell.
Every day I sit and ask myself,
"How did this come to be?"
It just makes want to grab these guys and scream
"Just hang up the phone!
The call can wait for you.
You will get real far
if you'd drive the freakin' car!
Just hang up the phone.
That call will have to wait.
You're gonna cause a crash,
If you don't keep that phone stashed.
Just hang up the phone!"
Phones.
Cell phones, why?
Phones.
Just the other night
I read about this guy,
had a Big Mac in his hands
then the trouble soon began.
He reached for fallen meat
and ran into a tree.
A pileup soon ensued,
now there's multiple lawsuits.
Every day I sit and ask myself,
"How did we get this way?"
It makes me pull out my hair and say,
"Just hang up the phone!
The call can wait for you.
You will get real far,
If you'd drive the freakin' car!
Just hang up the phone.
That call will have to wait.
You're gonna cause a crash,
if you don't keep that phone stashed.
Just hang up the phone!"
You just ignore when it starts ringing.
Remember they will still be there,
they'll be there!
Just hang up the phone!
The call can wait for you.
You will get real far,
if you'd drive the freakin' car!
Just hang up the phone.
That call will have to wait.
You're gonna cause a crash,
if you don't keep that phone stashed.
Just hang up the phone!
(Chorus repeats,
Over the Chorus
Just hang up the phone.
The call can wait for you.
Keep your phone shut off,
put away.
Don't be talkin' on the phone!
Just hang up the phone,
just hang up the phone!
No cell phones!
No cell phones!
If you'd put it away, girl,
in the morning,
in the evening.
No cell phones!
No cell phones!
You and me,
no cell phones, oh!
(repeat and fade)
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"Billy Gates"
He was more a computer nerd looking like a bird
With those big glasses he was the owl, who conquered the world
Yes he conquered the world in a sec.
I said he was the owl, who caught all the mice he could get
He told me his name was Billy Gates, and he caused a scene
Then every head turned to look at him and his computer screen
Who will rule all the world in the end?
People always told me be careful of what you do
Don't go around breaking young guys glasses
And mother always told me be careful who you tease
And be careful of what you do 'cause the prey becomes the hunter
Billy Gates was once my classmate
Looked like a girl who claimed that she was a boy
But the kid is not any son
They said he was the one, and the kid was not so dumb
For forty days and forty nights
He was sitting there
The zits were popping up in his face
His schemes and plans
They were ruined because of that screen
So please do as I ask, just remember to always take baths
(Do take baths)
He started hitting on my girlfriend
As he looked at me
Then showed a photo of a mighty man
That he would be
Yes he conquered my girl in a sec.
People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young guys glasses
He came and stood right by me
Then the smell of all his sweat
It almost drove me crazy
When I was lookin’ at his face yeah
Billy Gates was once my classmate
Looked like a girl who claimed that she was a boy
But the kid is not any son
Billy Gates is not my lover
He’s just a kid, who happened to be the one
And he conquered the world in a sec.
Happened to be the one, cause the kid was not so dumb
Happened to be the one, cause the kid was not so dumb
Billy Gates is not my brother
He’s just a guy who happened to be the one
To conquer the world in a sec.
They said he was the one, cause the kid was not so dumb
They said he was the one, he says I stole his gum
He says I stole his gum
Billy Gates is not my lover
Billy Gates is not my brother
Billy Gates is not my lover
Billy Gates is not my brother
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You'll never make me pay
Way to cheap for me
I'm not dumb fool
Don't try to rip off me
I've ate here times b/4
But way too hungry to see
Says it's American
I only buy Chinese
They're sayin thats ok
Go 'head and eat asianese
We have the oil that u want
We are the craving u feed
U want something deep fried
Something that won't make u fart
But now there's no turnin back
"I take your order,start."
It's made in China aw
Made in China aw
It's made in China aw
It's from China
Let me eat
I think her name is Tran,
She runs the drive through in town
Every fat kids fan
When they are gainin big pounds
Fried chicken and Coors
For those with less money
Promises beef lo mein
Under a buck thirty
She's ayin "Buch dong ne nay"
Means what the f**k do u want
"I take your order today'
Just tell me want do u what?"
I said what did u say
Your english is very poor
Need u to say it again
Don't want to get out of my car
Chorus 2x
She said we have no more
We ran out can't u see
I have many people at home
They are very hungry
I said my girl is at home
She called our order tonight
And since we called on the phone
Where is my damn free sprite
Ms.Tran walked up to me
And said it's cooking alright
So I ran to the fridge
To get my free sprite
She picked up the phone
And said "I call C-O-P"(Cops)
I said why u do that
I am not black can't u see
Chorus?x
Heat It (Beat It)
They said it’s cold u better heat it in here
Gotta make that E-coli dissapear
The heat is up high and the grease is burning clear so heat it, just heat it
There is no need to use the stove for that spam
But use the microwave to heat your nachos man
Your meat is ground chuck but it’s raw on your hand so heat it
U don’t wanna feel bad so
Chorus
Heat it, heat it
If it’s raw don’t eat it, eat it
If it smells funky, cook it through right
Color does matter, not pink or light
Just heat it, just heat it
Heat it through
There are some germs for the meat in that pan
U just cooked that raw beef don’t fry up your ham
U better sanatize, better wash off that pan
And heat it, just heat it
Eating raw food can cause a big scare
It’ll have your stomach dancin just like Fred Astaire
You’ll throw up and blow up and your stomach will tear
Heat it, heat it
Chorus(to end)
Vanilla Coke (Smooth Criminal)
Aaaow!
As I drank a Coca-Cola
I also had some Cream Soda
I went into the cooler
I got myself a Dr Pepper
I chugged down a couple Sunkists
Then I had a Sierra Mist
So I ran into the kitchen
Got a Coke and some fried chicken
(chorus)
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi,
I don't want a Pepsi!
(chorus 2)
Do you want a Pepsi?
Do you really want a Pepsi?
As you drank Coca-Cola
You also had some Cream Soda, oh yeah
And you got into the cooler
You got out a Dr Pepper
Then you ran into the kitchen
Got a Coke and
A fried chicken
(chorus)
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi,
I don't want a Pepsi!
I've been drinking
I've been drinking
A Vanilla Coke
So I got myself a Pepsi
And an iced tea- it was Nestea
A&W Cream Soda
Mello Yello, Coca-Cola
(chorus)
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi,
I don't want a Pepsi!
(chorus 2)
Do you want a Pepsi?
Do you really want a Pepsi?
As you drank Coca-Cola
You also had some Cream Soda, oh yeah
And you got into the cooler
You got out a Dr Pepper
Then you ran into the kitchen
Got a Coke and
A fried chicken
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I've been drinking
I've been chugging
A Vanilla Coke
(Dramatic speaking tones and sirens)
Okay, I want everybody to clear the refrigerator right now!
Aaow!
Do you want a Pepsi?
I don't know!
Do you really want a Pepsi?
I don't know!
As you drank some Coca-Cola
I don't know!
You also had some Cream Soda, oh yeah
I don't know!
As you got into the cooler
I don't know!
You got out a Dr Pepper
I don't know, already!
Then you ran into the kitchen
I don't know!
Got a Coke and
A fried chicken, baby!
Do you want Pepsi?
Red Fusion- baby!
Do you really want a Pepsi?
Red Fusion- baby!
As you drank some Coca-Cola
Red Fusion- baby!
You also drank some Cream Soda, oh yeah
Hoo! Hoo! Aaow!
And you got into the cooler
Red Fusion!
You got out a Dr Pepper
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Then you ran into the kitchen
Red Fusion!
Got a Coke and
A fried chicken, baby!
Aaowww!!!!!
Miller (Thriller)
It's close to midnight and someone drunk is lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you smell a stench that's almost like your fart
You try to breathe but the stench takes the sound before you make it
You start to see the horrors look you right between the eyes,
You're penalized
'Cause you drank Miller, Miller lite
And no one's gonna save you from the beast that you sight
You know it's Miller, Miller lite
You're looking for your drink inside a cooler, Miller tonight
You see the big lamb and realize there's nowhere left to run
You please the old man and wonder if you'll remember tonight
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin' in your mind
You're not a mime
'Cause you drank Miller, Miller lite
There ain't no second chance when see the thing with forty eyes
You know it's Miller, Miller lite
You're looking for your drink inside a cooler, Miller tonight
Night preachers fall
And the Jed start to talk in their southern way
There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time
(They're open wide)
This is the rest of your life
The cops will get you, there's policemen closing in on every side
They will arrest you unless you change the number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to run to Madagascar
All thru the night I'll save you from the drinkers on the street,
I'll make you see
That this is Miller, Miller lite
'Cause I can scare you more than any ghost would dare to try
Girl, this is Miller, Miller lite
So let me hold you tight and share a jiller, liller, hiller(confused)
Miller here tonight
(into maniacal laugh, in deep echo)
Just Hang Up The Phone (You Are Not Alone)
Another day has gone,
I'm driving all alone.
I look up next to me
and what do I see?
It almost made me cry,
this really stupid guy
was talking on his cell,
I was sure I was in Hell.
Every day I sit and ask myself,
"How did this come to be?"
It just makes want to grab these guys and scream
"Just hang up the phone!
The call can wait for you.
You will get real far
if you'd drive the freakin' car!
Just hang up the phone.
That call will have to wait.
You're gonna cause a crash,
If you don't keep that phone stashed.
Just hang up the phone!"
Phones.
Cell phones, why?
Phones.
Just the other night
I read about this guy,
had a Big Mac in his hands
then the trouble soon began.
He reached for fallen meat
and ran into a tree.
A pileup soon ensued,
now there's multiple lawsuits.
Every day I sit and ask myself,
"How did we get this way?"
It makes me pull out my hair and say,
"Just hang up the phone!
The call can wait for you.
You will get real far,
If you'd drive the freakin' car!
Just hang up the phone.
That call will have to wait.
You're gonna cause a crash,
if you don't keep that phone stashed.
Just hang up the phone!"
You just ignore when it starts ringing.
Remember they will still be there,
they'll be there!
Just hang up the phone!
The call can wait for you.
You will get real far,
if you'd drive the freakin' car!
Just hang up the phone.
That call will have to wait.
You're gonna cause a crash,
if you don't keep that phone stashed.
Just hang up the phone!
(Chorus repeats,
Over the Chorus
Just hang up the phone.
The call can wait for you.
Keep your phone shut off,
put away.
Don't be talkin' on the phone!
Just hang up the phone,
just hang up the phone!
No cell phones!
No cell phones!
If you'd put it away, girl,
in the morning,
in the evening.
No cell phones!
No cell phones!
You and me,
no cell phones, oh!
(repeat and fade)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Billy Gates"
He was more a computer nerd looking like a bird
With those big glasses he was the owl, who conquered the world
Yes he conquered the world in a sec.
I said he was the owl, who caught all the mice he could get
He told me his name was Billy Gates, and he caused a scene
Then every head turned to look at him and his computer screen
Who will rule all the world in the end?
People always told me be careful of what you do
Don't go around breaking young guys glasses
And mother always told me be careful who you tease
And be careful of what you do 'cause the prey becomes the hunter
Billy Gates was once my classmate
Looked like a girl who claimed that she was a boy
But the kid is not any son
They said he was the one, and the kid was not so dumb
For forty days and forty nights
He was sitting there
The zits were popping up in his face
His schemes and plans
They were ruined because of that screen
So please do as I ask, just remember to always take baths
(Do take baths)
He started hitting on my girlfriend
As he looked at me
Then showed a photo of a mighty man
That he would be
Yes he conquered my girl in a sec.
People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young guys glasses
He came and stood right by me
Then the smell of all his sweat
It almost drove me crazy
When I was lookin’ at his face yeah
Billy Gates was once my classmate
Looked like a girl who claimed that she was a boy
But the kid is not any son
Billy Gates is not my lover
He’s just a kid, who happened to be the one
And he conquered the world in a sec.
Happened to be the one, cause the kid was not so dumb
Happened to be the one, cause the kid was not so dumb
Billy Gates is not my brother
He’s just a guy who happened to be the one
To conquer the world in a sec.
They said he was the one, cause the kid was not so dumb
They said he was the one, he says I stole his gum
He says I stole his gum
Billy Gates is not my lover
Billy Gates is not my brother
Billy Gates is not my lover
Billy Gates is not my brother
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